Prelude:
Five young men sat in the library in the third floor, as they prepared organize the notes, two textbooks, two laptops, and 30 pieces of paper. The 6 hour study set awaited them. Tony brought 100 notecards. Chris brought turkey, and bananas. Vsevolod and Sam brought 5 cans of Rock Star Energy drinks, and 10 bottles of water. Joe and Tony brought some crackers. It would be a good evening.
Sam: Here we go. Library… So, what is the agenda?
Vsevolod: 7 days before the exam…
Sam: We need to organize the materials, right?
Tony: Ok, what do we have?
Joe: Notes are out of order yet again….Vsevolod, and Sam, why you did not staple the notes? Well, they are online….
Tony: Notes are online. Instructor said, everything is possible in the exam…everything she mentioned
Sam: That’s right
Vsevolod: We have 2 week period to decide whether we want to be part of the program or not….
Sam: Right….
Vsevolod: Come on guys, this is a very competitive society. Look, 30,000 ambitious humans attend Oklahoma University. Imagine the competition. Add a Rose State College, another 10 thousand. We are not even the top 50 percent.
Sam: Yes, we need to decide. We either in, or out…
Vsevolod: Be it or leave it.
Tony: Calm down…
Sam: Why do we want to be in the program?
Vsevolod: The program should allow us to help the humanity by analyzing the samples of sick people. Use science to do good for people.
Kris: The market is good for this kind of work, right?
Joe: However, the protocol type of job could be fucking boring?
Tony: Yes, it may be boring, but it may give enough experience to do a real science. Use microscope, spectrophotometer, and urine tests, knowing the composition of body fluids… Think about it folks…
Kris: We get access to use equipment available at hands in hospitals, laboratories etc.
Vsevolod: Kris is right. Those are valuable tools.
Sam: Ok, so we give ourselves two week period to determine, whether this program is for us. Let’s work fucking hard for two weeks.
Joe: Ok, guys we should get to meat and potatoes of our discussion. What is the first topic?
Tony: The physical and chemical composition of urine. Let's do it. Slide are in order now.
End of prelude
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